I would like to announce publicly, that after being inundated with numerous emails of encouragement (no doubt brought on by Dr Mayo reading out my work on FiveLive), I have decided to go ahead and make the movie.
I have a commitment (made on air) by Dr M and Dr K that they will journey down under for the premiere and have a received an offer from a smooth jazz outfit based in Ireland to provide a score. Jason Isaacs has volunteered to play all the penguins, which will pose a challenge to my special effects team.
Therefore, today I announce the official commencement of preproduction on 'Benjamin Sniddlegrass and the Cauldron of Penguins', to be directed by myself under the professional pseudonym of Christopher Columbus.
All further updates on the production of the film will be labelled 'Non-satirical post' as to avoid confusion between these and my side-splittingly hilarious lampoons, which regularly feature here.
- Jeremy Dylan
Written, directed, produced and edited by Jeremy Dylan.
When a nerdy skiffle loving redhead discovers he's a wizard, he must travel to Australia and learn magic under the tutelage of eccentric Bavarian filmmaker Werner Herzog while battling the machinations of the evil Lord Emmerich.
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Sunday, March 14, 2010
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